A striker who came from Devizes Did little to help to win prizes. When asked for a reason, He said, `Well, this season My boots were of two different sizes.
There was a young player from Tottenham, His manners he'd gone and forgotten 'em. One day at the doc's He took off his socks, Because he complained he felt hot in 'em.
There was a young striker from Spain Who hated to play in the rain. One day in a muddle He stepped in a puddle And got washed away in a drain.
There once was a footballing cat Who played in a black bowler hat. When he ran down the wing He could not see a thing And you can guess what the crowd thought of that!