WIFE: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out.

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WIFE: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. MAN: You remind me of the sea. WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN: NO, because you make me sick.

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What man cannot live inside the house?

The snowman

What is there in your house that you must look into?

a mirror

What has two arms and four legs?

an armchair

What can you hear but not see?

The wind

The doors are open in the morning but shut at night. If you look into them, you'll see yourself inside.

Eyes